For this Cracked Egg I have to give complete credit to Maliki, dps Mini, scourge of the Ettenmoors, and Council of Eriador leader extraordinaire. Mal has been playing LOTRO since the end of closed beta - almost 5 years exactly! Despite a strong aversion to Hobbits, the man knows this game very well.
I rode to the camp. I saw Bork. He was a Healer and Provisioner. He didn't try to cook me a single thing. I thought, "hmmmm...."
I asked Maliki if he was sure about this little Easter egg. He assured me he was, and that way back when, the NPC Bork was a cook, and that it was his favorite Easter egg in the game. I arched my eyebrow dubiously (he couldn't see me, after all) and then turned to Google.
And then found an entry on Allakazam that referenced Bork as a "Novice Cook." ORLY?
Mal kindly refrained from saying, "I told you so," and said at some point the designation of the NPC had been changed, he just didn't remember when or ever knew why.
After digging some more, I found the Release Notes that mentioned precisely that:
"Bork zee Cuuk" ves nefer a cuuk und zeereffure-a, hees ooccoopeshunel teetle-a hes chunged tu "Heeler & Prufeesiuner. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!" (Translated from Swedish Chef: "Bork the Cook" was never a cook and therefore, his occupational title has changed to "Healer & Provisioner.")
I would never have known about this Easter egg, and am betting many of my readers would not also, if not for the impressive memory of my kin leader. Thank you Maliki!
But Turbine - why unBork the Bork?!? This should also fall into the Uncandled Eggs category - another mystery!
|McFarlane scolds Bork for changing careers.|